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Articles by
John Frank Weaver
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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September 25, 2014An Oral History of Oral Histories
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August 18, 2009Florentino Ariza Copes With the Economic Downturn
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October 23, 2008A Whole Foods Manager Introduces a New Product to His Customers
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September 5, 2008There’s a Plumbing Problem in the Hamptons
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March 20, 2008Ernest Hemingway Blogs About the Top Teams in College Basketball
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December 14, 2007The Catholic Church Moves Into the Information Age: A 21st Century Confession
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October 1, 2007An Intraoffice Flier Announcing That The Company Is Having A Jellybean Counting Contest For Its Employees
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August 17, 2007A Memo From Sony Computer Entertainment America’s Executive Vice President Andrew House To The New Playstation Next Generation Design Team
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July 9, 2007A Letter To Optimus Prime From His Geico Auto Insurance Agent
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director