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Articles by
John Frank Weaver
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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September 25, 2014An Oral History of Oral Histories
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August 18, 2009Florentino Ariza Copes With the Economic Downturn
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October 23, 2008A Whole Foods Manager Introduces a New Product to His Customers
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September 5, 2008There’s a Plumbing Problem in the Hamptons
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March 20, 2008Ernest Hemingway Blogs About the Top Teams in College Basketball
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December 14, 2007The Catholic Church Moves Into the Information Age: A 21st Century Confession
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October 1, 2007An Intraoffice Flier Announcing That The Company Is Having A Jellybean Counting Contest For Its Employees
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August 17, 2007A Memo From Sony Computer Entertainment America’s Executive Vice President Andrew House To The New Playstation Next Generation Design Team
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July 9, 2007A Letter To Optimus Prime From His Geico Auto Insurance Agent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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