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John Howard Matthews
John Howard Matthews is the author of This is Where it Gets Interesting. His stories have appeared in anthologies and several literary magazines, including The Chicago Reader, Write City Magazine, and Wisconsin Review. He lives near Chicago with his wife and four-year-old robot vacuum.