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Articles by
John Kearney
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March 24, 2009List: Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From the 1917 U.S. Army Manual of Military Training (Written by Colonel James A. Moss) That Still Make Good Sense Today
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August 12, 2005List: Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor
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December 18, 2001Bazooka Joe Comics From Around the World