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John Kearney
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March 24, 2009Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From the 1917 U.S. Army Manual of Military Training (Written by Colonel James A. Moss) That Still Make Good Sense Today
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August 12, 2005Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor
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December 18, 2001Bazooka Joe Comics From Around the World
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 16, 2020Notes for the Graphic Designer of the American One Dollar Bill
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 25, 2020COVID Surge Black Friday Deals
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November 25, 2020Quotes from My Mother About 2020’s Thanksgiving Dinner, Except Also from Albert Camus’s The Plague
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November 24, 2020
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