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John Kearney
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March 24, 2009Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From the 1917 U.S. Army Manual of Military Training (Written by Colonel James A. Moss) That Still Make Good Sense Today
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August 12, 2005Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor
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December 18, 2001Bazooka Joe Comics From Around the World
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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December 29, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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January 19, 2022Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, Now a Rich Man, Receives a Letter from His HOA
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers