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John Kearney

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March 24, 2009

Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From the 1917 U.S. Army Manual of Military Training (Written by Colonel James A. Moss) That Still Make Good Sense Today

by John Kearney
August 12, 2005

Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor

by John Kearney
December 18, 2001

Bazooka Joe Comics From Around the World

by John Kearney

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
February 22, 2019

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by Jesse Shamon

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by Michelle Mohney