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John Kearney

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March 24, 2009

Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From the 1917 U.S. Army Manual of Military Training (Written by Colonel James A. Moss) That Still Make Good Sense Today

by John Kearney
August 12, 2005

Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor

by John Kearney
December 18, 2001

Bazooka Joe Comics From Around the World

by John Kearney

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June 3, 2021

Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work

by Meena Harris
June 4, 2021

It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?

by Audrey Farnsworth
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by Eugenia Viti and Ian Bardenstein
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If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents

by Emily Delaney

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