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John Rauschenberg

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John Rauschenberg writes poetry, does software engineering, and most comfortingly, is one of the owners of the bar Pacific Standard in Brooklyn. He currently lives in Stockton, California.

November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg

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April 9, 2021

The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial

by Kevin Lutz
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
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An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting

by Lou Cove
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Brood X or Gen X?

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