McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

John Rauschenberg

Articles by

John Rauschenberg

John Rauschenberg writes poetry, does software engineering, and most comfortingly, is one of the owners of the bar Pacific Standard in Brooklyn. He currently lives in Stockton, California.

Trending 🔥
  1. April 21, 2025
    Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
    by Eli Grober
  2. April 25, 2025
    This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
    by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
  3. April 17, 2025
    1925 or 2025?
    by Carlos Greaves
  4. April 9, 2025
    US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
    by Andrew Marshall
Recently