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Johnny Hansell

Johnny Hansell is a writer, artist, therapist, opera impresario, scientist, squirrel choreographer, nurse, cat herder, peace maker and all the other things that come with being a public Elementary school teacher. He has taught at West Portal Elementary School in San Francisco Unified School District for 21 years Johnny Hansell is an illustrator (Great Giants Stories Every Young Fan Should Know) and an editor of the Quarantine Kids paper, the Not Normal Times (NOT NORMAL TIMES, Issue No. 3). All kids are welcome to contribute thoughts, drawings and written musings. When he’s not teaching, Johnny paints, rides bikes, chases frisbees, plays vintage baseball, dances real crazy and howls at the moon.

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