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Jonathan Weisberg
Jonathan Weisberg is a taciturn professional communicator, a father, and a husband.
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President