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Articles by

Jordan Call

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Jordan is writer from Utah who lives in DC. Other publications of his can be found here.

July 24, 2020

A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)

by Jordan Call
July 2, 2020

The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku

by Jordan Call
December 23, 2019

Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became

by Jordan Call

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November 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 18, 2020

The Trump Aristocrats 2020

by Devorah Blachor
November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen

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November 30, 2020

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