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Articles by
Jordan Call
Jordan is writer from Utah who lives in DC. Other publications of his can be found here.
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
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December 23, 2019Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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March 1, 2021March Is Teacher Self-Care Month!
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists