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Articles by
Jordan Call
Jordan is writer from Utah who lives in DC. Other publications of his can be found here.
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
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December 23, 2019Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers