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Jordan is writer from Utah who lives in DC. Other publications of his can be found here.
July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
December 23, 2019Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became