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Articles by
Jordan Call
Jordan is writer from Utah who lives in DC. Other publications of his can be found here.
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
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December 23, 2019Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became