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Articles by
Jules Lipoff
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February 11, 2005List: Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With Science
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October 31, 2003List: Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
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October 15, 2002List: Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College
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May 20, 2002List: Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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April 2, 2002List: Rejected Arcade Games
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?