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Julia Barnett is a writer, actor, and satirist whose work has been featured on Bustle, The Second City Network, Conscious Connection Magazine, and Robot Butt. She is also the co-creator and writer of BREAK web series. Although she lives in Los Angeles, Julia grew up on the Jersey Shore and had the nickname JWoww first.