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Julian M. Stern
Julian M. Stern is a writer and comedian in Los Angeles. His words have appeared in Maxim, Cosmopolitan, and Women’s Health, so he is an expert on any and all sexes (excluding like, actual sex). Find his work at julianmstern.com.