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Justin Claire

Justin Claire is a Pulmonary/Critical Care Physician Assistant in Philadelphia, PA. He misses Sixers basketball and believes that Angelo’s Pizza makes the best sandwiches in town. When he’s not at the hospital he likes to play the piano and garden, and he’s hoping it warms up soon so he can get his tomato plants in the ground.

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