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Articles by
Justin Kahn
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November 21, 2005Models of Conflict in Literature, Which I Think Justify My Beeping the Horn While Driving, Even If My Girlfriend Thinks Not
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June 20, 2005Health Watch: Four Silent Killers
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April 22, 2005Fortune-Cookie Sayings That Are Misleading and, At Times, Dangerous When Used as Road Signs
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April 21, 2005Microsoft Office Assistant: The Paper Clip
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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