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Justin Kahn

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November 21, 2005

Models of Conflict in Literature, Which I Think Justify My Beeping the Horn While Driving, Even If My Girlfriend Thinks Not

by Justin Kahn
June 20, 2005

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by Justin Kahn
April 22, 2005

List: Fortune-Cookie Sayings That Are Misleading and, At Times, Dangerous When Used as Road Signs

by Justin Kahn
April 21, 2005

Monologue: Microsoft Office Assistant: The Paper Clip

by Justin Kahn

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