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Articles by
Justin Kahn
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November 21, 2005Models of Conflict in Literature, Which I Think Justify My Beeping the Horn While Driving, Even If My Girlfriend Thinks Not
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June 20, 2005Health Watch: Four Silent Killers
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April 22, 2005Fortune-Cookie Sayings That Are Misleading and, At Times, Dangerous When Used as Road Signs
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April 21, 2005Microsoft Office Assistant: The Paper Clip
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director