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Karen Sims

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Karen Sims

Karen Sims 蘇祺 is a carb-lover, cat mom, and PhD student in Creative Writing. She’s fascinated by the stories we tell about, around, and through the lens of food and cooking. She is from Taichung — but will call any kitchen home.

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