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Katrina Swirko
Katrina Swirko is a humor & satire writer hailing from the comedy hub of Manchester, NH. She’s mostly an indoor cat, but sometimes you can catch her surfing the pavement like her hero, Bart Simpson.
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September 8, 2021Commander Riker’s Annual Starfleet Performance Review
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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July 8, 2020Quarantine Protest Signs from the Black Death
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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