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Katy Mayfield

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Katy Mayfield

Katy Mayfield is a senior at Clarke Central High School in Athens, Georgia but an honorary member of the latte-drinking PC east-coast liberal elite. She is very frail and small and therefore very glad McSweeney’s does not have a comments section. You can find her Googling “full frontal internships?” and refreshing the page every few minutes.