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Kristen Pyszczyk
Kristen Pyszczyk is a writer from balmy Edmonton, Alberta who currently lives in Toronto. Her work has appeared in The Cooper Review, The Belladonna, The Establishment, The Globe and Mail, and various other publications that don’t start with “The.” When she’s not working on her freelance assignments, Kristen can be found having loud opinions about 1970s television and Star Trek. You can subject yourself to more of her writing on Medium.
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