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Lana Schwartz

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Lana Schwartz

Lana Schwartz is a writer who was born and raised in New York City, where she continues to live today. You can find her writing on The New Yorker, The Hairpin, The Toast, and more. Her new book Build Your Own Romantic Comedy is available in stores now.

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