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Laurel Rose Milburn
Laurel Rose Milburn holds her BA in English and Spanish from Florida Southern College and her MFA in poetry from Columbia College Chicago. Her work has recently appeared in The Ilanot Review, Birds Piled Loosely, and Right Hand Pointing. She currently works in the billing department at a large law firm in Chicago.
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