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Articles by
Lauren Spinabelli
Lauren Spinabelli is a writer from Pittsburgh. She lives in Brooklyn right now.
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April 15, 2019Build Your Own Young Adult Novel!
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April 1, 2019Ads Written By the Guy From Your Poetry MFA Who’s In Marketing Now
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February 5, 2019Timothée Chalamet’s Family Tree
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January 17, 2019Yinzerotica: Erotica for Pittsburghers
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December 19, 2018List: Materials I’d Rather Be Than “Wife Material”
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book