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Lauri Watkins

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Lauri Watkins

Lauri Watkins is a mom and writer living in Seattle, mere blocks from the once and future autonomous zone. Her work has appeared online at The Seattle Star and ParentMap. She also created the website SeeANeedle.com, a resource on teaching children what to do if they find discarded hypodermic needles. Her son says she’s doing a great job!

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