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Maia Nelles-Sager works in politics and lives somewhere between film and theater. She spends her spare time forgetting why she went into the kitchen and opening the fridge. Her work has appeared Off-Broadway, on Youtube, and she probably made that annoying political video your aunt shared on Facebook.