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Mallory E. Land Smith
Mallory E. Land Smith lives in Calgary while working on her PhD and writing her poetry collection Manifest Meaning. As a sometimes sessional instructor and writing teacher, she hopes to eradicate the unnecessary naming of characters ‘Bob’. As a human, she pullulates photos on hikes to disguise altitude challenges.