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Mark Peters
Mark Peters is the author of Bullshit: A Lexicon. He’s a language columnist for The Boston Globe and Visual Thesaurus. He also writes about comic books, beer, and TV. Follow him for jokes and other malarkey on Twitter: @wordlust and @CNNyourmom.
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December 20, 2013Best Joke Ever: Golden Boy, Seinfeld, and the Meandering Male Mind
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November 26, 2013Best Joke Ever: Heaven, Jews, Dogs, and Rob Delaney
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November 5, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever
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October 11, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Syrian Spin on a Sandwich-centric Joke Formula: Jess Dweck’s Best Joke
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September 20, 2013Best Joke Ever: Seeking Gold, Slaves, and Peace: The Best Jack Handey Joke
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November 11, 2005List: If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore
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December 4, 2003List: Replacing Bunnies With Bastards
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?