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Mark Peters is the author of Bullshit: A Lexicon. He’s a language columnist for The Boston Globe and Visual Thesaurus. He also writes about comic books, beer, and TV. Follow him for jokes and other malarkey on Twitter: @wordlust and @CNNyourmom.

December 20, 2013

Best Joke Ever: Golden Boy, Seinfeld, and the Meandering Male Mind

by Mark Peters
November 26, 2013

Best Joke Ever: Heaven, Jews, Dogs, and Rob Delaney

by Mark Peters
November 5, 2013

Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever

by Mark Peters
October 11, 2013

Best Joke Ever: A Syrian Spin on a Sandwich-centric Joke Formula: Jess Dweck’s Best Joke

by Mark Peters
September 20, 2013

Best Joke Ever: Seeking Gold, Slaves, and Peace: The Best Jack Handey Joke

by Mark Peters
November 11, 2005

If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore

by Mark Peters
December 4, 2003

Replacing Bunnies With Bastards

by Mark Peters

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