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Mark Peters
Mark Peters is the author of Bullshit: A Lexicon. He’s a language columnist for The Boston Globe and Visual Thesaurus. He also writes about comic books, beer, and TV. Follow him for jokes and other malarkey on Twitter: @wordlust and @CNNyourmom.
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December 20, 2013Best Joke Ever: Golden Boy, Seinfeld, and the Meandering Male Mind
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November 26, 2013Best Joke Ever: Heaven, Jews, Dogs, and Rob Delaney
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November 5, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever
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October 11, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Syrian Spin on a Sandwich-centric Joke Formula: Jess Dweck’s Best Joke
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September 20, 2013Best Joke Ever: Seeking Gold, Slaves, and Peace: The Best Jack Handey Joke
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November 11, 2005List: If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore
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December 4, 2003List: Replacing Bunnies With Bastards
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money