Articles by

Mary Gulino

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Mary Gulino has written on TV shows for Amazon, Disney, and more. Her humor writing has been published on sites including The New Yorker and Reductress. For more info, visit www.maryegulino.com (or don’t—you probably have a lot of other things going on).

December 4, 2023

I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon

by Mary Gulino

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