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Matthew Brian Cohen

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Matthew Brian Cohen’s work has appeared in McSweeney’s, Weekend Update, The Onion, College Humor, and more. He runs the humor magazine, Janice.

  • April 10, 2017
    It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
    by Matthew Brian Cohen
  • March 3, 2017
    Monologue: Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
    by Matthew Brian Cohen
  • January 26, 2017
    It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
    by Matthew Brian Cohen
  • December 14, 2016
    This Global Digital Media Company Has Gotten Too Corporate
    by Matthew Brian Cohen
  • January 7, 2014
    I am Banksy and I Cannot Draw Horses
    by Matthew Brian Cohen
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