Matthew Brian Cohen

This Might Be The Most Disgusting Fuddruckers of All Time, But It’s Just Not Who We Are

It’s Time to Bring the Country Together and Let Republicans Get Away with Crimes Again

As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again

America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful

The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It

I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left

Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance

I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway

Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra

It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich