LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Articles by
Matthew Brian Cohen
Matthew Brian Cohen’s work has appeared in McSweeney’s, Weekend Update, The Onion, College Humor, and more. He runs the humor magazine, Janice.
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March 26, 2020As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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December 26, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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August 21, 2019Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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March 3, 2017Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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December 14, 2016This Global Digital Media Company Has Gotten Too Corporate
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January 7, 2014I am Banksy and I Cannot Draw Horses
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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