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Matthew Brian Cohen
Matthew Brian Cohen’s work has appeared in McSweeney’s, Weekend Update, The Onion, College Humor, and more. He runs the humor magazine, Janice.
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March 26, 2020As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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December 26, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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August 21, 2019Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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March 3, 2017Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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December 14, 2016This Global Digital Media Company Has Gotten Too Corporate
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January 7, 2014I am Banksy and I Cannot Draw Horses
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