Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Articles by
Matthew Duverne Hutchinson
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December 14, 2011The Jim’s Organic Smut Acid Story
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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October 5, 2007A Few Years After the Complete Collapse of the Global Economy, a Consumer Reporter Reviews the iPhone
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June 14, 2007In The Year 2030, The Young Hotshot At My Office Tries To Walk Me Through “Centaur,” Apple’s New Mind Orb Based Operating System
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May 3, 2007Sweet Ass Ice Sculptures I’m Going to Make With a Chainsaw One Day
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral