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Articles by
Matthew Duverne Hutchinson
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December 14, 2011The Jim’s Organic Smut Acid Story
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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October 5, 2007A Few Years After the Complete Collapse of the Global Economy, a Consumer Reporter Reviews the iPhone
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June 14, 2007In The Year 2030, The Young Hotshot At My Office Tries To Walk Me Through “Centaur,” Apple’s New Mind Orb Based Operating System
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May 3, 2007Sweet Ass Ice Sculptures I’m Going to Make With a Chainsaw One Day
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 26, 2022A Scathing Review of Your Thirties: The Video Game
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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January 25, 2022Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Buy the Rapid COVID Test Herself