Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.
Articles by
Matthew James
-
March 29, 2013Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Where I Left Conservatives
-
February 20, 2013Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Teach the Kids Good
-
January 17, 2013Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Home of My Demise
-
December 18, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Season’s Ramblings
-
November 26, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Hi Mom
-
November 9, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Small Town Living
-
October 19, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Harvest Blues
-
October 3, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Truck Stops Here
-
September 12, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Feeling We ARE in Kansas
Trending 🔥
-
July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
-
May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
-
May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
-
November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
Recently
-
May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
-
May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
-
May 20, 2019Fast Times at Alabama High
-
May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women