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Matthew Latkiewicz
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August 17, 2011Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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September 27, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 20: Not About Wine
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August 30, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 19: Can You Drink Natural Wine Naturally?
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April 7, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 18: Should Teenagers Get Rum in Their Eggnog When You Get Rum in Yours?
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February 2, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 17: $20 Wine is Too Expensive; You Need to Spend $100
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December 7, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 16: Pairing Wine with Stuff That Isn’t Food: Wine & Playing Pool
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November 9, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 15: Wine Reviews of Stuff That Isn’t Wine
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September 29, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 14: Cold Red Wine at the Block Party
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August 7, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 13: We are the 80s and We Choose Wine Coolers
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May 15, 2009Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 12: Wine Drinking at a Charity Auction; or, How Morally Developed Are You?
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November 28, 2008Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 11: As It Turns Out, It’s Not Weird at All to Order Wine in Ireland
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January 18, 2008Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 10: Your Wine Questions Answered. Finally
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe