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Maureen McEly
Maureen McEly is a writer of short fiction and screenplays who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio with her family. In the time it took to write this, her small children have likely broken several household objects.
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May 9, 2024Being a Mother Is Easy
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March 8, 2023How to Age as a Woman
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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March 18, 2022I Insisted on a Strict Policy of Only Educational Toys for My Baby, and Now She Is Too Smart and I Am Terrified of Her
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October 1, 2021I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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