McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.
Megan is a writer in New York who has contributed to McSweeneys, The Washington Post, and The Higgs Weldon. She works as a speechwriter and has a complicated relationship with kale.