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Michael Boatman
By day, Michael Boatman makes a living pretending to be more interesting people. He’s done so for many years, on shows like China Beach, Spin City, Arliss, and currently, The Good Fight. By night, he writes. He’s the author of three novels, Revenant Road, Last God Standing, and Who Wants To Be The Prince of Darkness? He’s also sold many short stories and is the author of two collections; God Laughs When You Die, and 13: A Collection of Horror and Weird Fiction. A Chicago native, he currently lives and dies in the great state of New Yawk.
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