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Articles by
Michael Ian Black
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May 5, 2010Please, Can We Not Go To the Party?
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July 19, 2007A Meditation On Salami
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April 27, 2005What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano
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November 30, 2004On Being a Candidate to Take Over a Late-Night Network Talk Show
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November 14, 2003“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
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September 19, 2003Some People Do Not Like Celebrities
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August 25, 2003
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than You
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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February 24, 2021Are You Preparing Dinner for Children, or Starring in a Post-Apocalyptic Drama?
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February 24, 2021Frequently Asked Questions by Middle-Aged White Pundits About When it’s Appropriate to Use a Particular Racial Slur
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February 24, 2021Beaver of Fine Arts: “Your Self Portrait Was Due Yesterday”: Student Reactions According to Their Zodiac Sign
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February 23, 2021
In Remembrance of Lawrence Ferlinghetti