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Articles by
Michael Ian Black
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May 5, 2010Please, Can We Not Go To the Party?
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July 19, 2007A Meditation On Salami
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April 27, 2005What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano
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November 30, 2004On Being a Candidate to Take Over a Late-Night Network Talk Show
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November 14, 2003“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
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September 19, 2003Some People Do Not Like Celebrities
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August 25, 2003
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than You
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2