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Articles by

Michael Ian Black

May 5, 2010

Please, Can We Not Go To the Party?

by Michael Ian Black
July 19, 2007

A Meditation On Salami

by Michael Ian Black
April 27, 2005

What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano

by Michael Ian Black
November 30, 2004

On Being a Candidate to Take Over a Late-Night Network Talk Show

by Michael Ian Black
November 14, 2003

“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”

by Michael Ian Black
September 19, 2003

Some People Do Not Like Celebrities

by Michael Ian Black
August 25, 2003

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than You

by Michael Ian Black

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
October 8, 2021

A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 14, 2021

Academic Job Market or Squid Game?

by Rebecca Richardson

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