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Michael Ian Black
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May 5, 2010Please, Can We Not Go To the Party?
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July 18, 2007A Meditation On Salami
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April 27, 2005What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano
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November 30, 2004On Being a Candidate to Take Over a Late-Night Network Talk Show
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November 14, 2003“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
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September 19, 2003Some People Do Not Like Celebrities
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August 25, 2003
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than You
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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September 22, 2020I’m the Guy Who Asks If Your Loved One Who Died From COVID-19 Had Any Pre-Existing Conditions
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September 22, 2020Critical Theories of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes