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Articles by
Michael Ian Black
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May 5, 2010Please, Can We Not Go To the Party?
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July 18, 2007A Meditation On Salami
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April 27, 2005What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano
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November 30, 2004On Being a Candidate to Take Over a Late-Night Network Talk Show
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November 14, 2003“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
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September 19, 2003Some People Do Not Like Celebrities
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August 25, 2003The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than You
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom