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Nate Dern
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November 5, 2014An Intrepid Explorer Discovers a Man Cave
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May 29, 2014The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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December 20, 2013Flora and Their Corresponding Holiday Ritual Call to Action if Encountered
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March 22, 2013Five Tips for Stand-Up Comedy Success
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point
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March 17, 2025Buyers of America, Unite!
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March 17, 2025A Day in the Life of a Nonbinary Person, as Imagined by MAGA Republicans