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Articles by

Nicolas Duquette

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November 6, 2003

List of Organizations, People, and Anthropomorphic Endangered Species That, for Funds-Soliciting Purposes, Purchased My Closely Held New Mailing Address from the ACLU, Which I Recently Joined, Ironically, to Support Privacy Rights

by Nicolas Duquette
January 21, 2003

The Track Listing on a CD Titled Songs That Remind Me of Katie Burned By My 15-Year-Old Brother (Where Katie is His Girlfriend)

by Nicolas Duquette

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February 19, 2020

Self-Care Tips for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
February 21, 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
February 12, 2020

Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
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The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day

by Kathryn Doyle

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