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Omid Amidi
Omid Amidi is an advertising creative director living in New York City. He was convinced that pasta grew on trees until the age of 13 because he saw it in the San Giorigo Spaghetti ad called “The Harvest” from 1978. So, you know, fate. He, unfortunately, says “ball is life” unironically.
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