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Patrick Burke

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Patrick Burke is an award-winning writer and creative director, living and working in the Chicago area.

December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 12, 2017

Please Note the Rock Climbing Clip Attached to My Book Bag

by Patrick Burke

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April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea
April 18, 2024

Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife

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April 18, 2024

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