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Patrick Burke

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Patrick Burke is an award-winning writer and creative director, living and working in the Chicago area.

December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 12, 2017

Please Note the Rock Climbing Clip Attached to My Book Bag

by Patrick Burke

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April 12, 2019

Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results

by Thomas Towell
January 22, 2019

Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction

by Evan Allgood
April 19, 2019

The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition

by Terry Heyman
April 17, 2019

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

by Matthew Brian Cohen

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April 23, 2019

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