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Patrick Burke

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Patrick Burke is an award-winning writer and creative director, living and working in the Chicago area.

December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 12, 2017

Please Note the Rock Climbing Clip Attached to My Book Bag

by Patrick Burke

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March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
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Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 13, 2020

This Side of Paradise: A Letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, Quarantined in the South of France

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