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March 2, 2007Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films
February 14, 2007Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
August 26, 2005Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out
June 24, 2005The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn
May 18, 2005Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber
February 25, 2005A More Dynamic but Ultimately Inappropriate Version of Hal 9000’s Final Words from _2001: A Space Odyssey