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Articles by
Patrick Cassels
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March 2, 2007Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films
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February 14, 2007Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
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August 26, 2005Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out
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June 24, 2005The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn
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May 18, 2005Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber
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February 25, 2005A More Dynamic but Ultimately Inappropriate Version of Hal 9000’s Final Words from _2001: A Space Odyssey
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August 5, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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August 4, 2020
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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August 10, 2020I Definitely Have a Female Vice President… But She Lives In Canada
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August 12, 2020I Don’t Hate Black or Women Candidates, But Kamala Harris Is Running For Vice President and My Head Just Exploded
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August 12, 2020Baby Shower Invitations Throughout Classic Literature
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August 12, 2020
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August 12, 2020Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us