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Patrick Cassels

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March 2, 2007

List: Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films

by Patrick Cassels
February 14, 2007

Monologue: Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is

by Patrick Cassels
August 26, 2005

List: Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out

by Patrick Cassels
June 24, 2005

List: The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn

by Patrick Cassels
May 18, 2005

List: Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber

by Patrick Cassels
February 25, 2005

A More Dynamic but Ultimately Inappropriate Version of Hal 9000’s Final Words from _2001: A Space Odyssey

by Patrick Cassels

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January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 14, 2019

The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

by Jenn Shapland
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed

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