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Articles by
Patrick Cassels
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March 2, 2007List: Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films
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February 14, 2007Monologue: Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
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August 26, 2005List: Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out
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June 24, 2005List: The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn
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May 18, 2005List: Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber
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February 25, 2005A More Dynamic but Ultimately Inappropriate Version of Hal 9000’s Final Words from _2001: A Space Odyssey