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Articles by

Patrick Cassels

March 2, 2007

Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films

by Patrick Cassels
February 14, 2007

Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is

by Patrick Cassels
August 26, 2005

Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out

by Patrick Cassels
June 24, 2005

The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn

by Patrick Cassels
May 18, 2005

Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber

by Patrick Cassels
February 25, 2005

A More Dynamic but Ultimately Inappropriate Version of Hal 9000’s Final Words from _2001: A Space Odyssey

by Patrick Cassels

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell

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December 6, 2019

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by Donald J. Trump
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by Kelly Dickinson
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by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi
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Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties

by Audrey Burges