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Patrick French

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Patrick French is a writer and advertising creative. To learn more about his professional life, visit his website.

June 24, 2020

If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw

by Patrick French

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January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
January 11, 2021

Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans

by Nick Morgan

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January 21, 2021

I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule

by Chandler Dean
January 21, 2021

A Day in the Life of a Female Lead in a Dystopian Novel

by Emily Knapp
January 21, 2021

Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation

by Andrew Paul
January 21, 2021

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by Katy Luxem