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Patrick French

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Patrick French is a writer and advertising creative. To learn more about his professional life, visit his website.

June 24, 2020

If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw

by Patrick French

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October 8, 2021

A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 30, 2021

This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom

by Kristin W. Vogan
September 22, 2021

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by Colin Nissan

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by Aisha Hakim
October 21, 2021

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