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Patrick Madden
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May 28, 2013Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which Charles Darwin Takes/Leaves a Bath
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March 22, 2013Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the President Challenges Consumerism, Even the Kind I’m Living
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January 14, 2013Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which Eduardo Galeano Extrapolates Troubling Questions from the Newtown School Massacre
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December 3, 2012Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the Sun Bursts Through Clouds, Again
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November 16, 2012Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the Essayist Rides the Bus, Offering Great Ideas for Technological Innovations
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November 5, 2012Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which We Consider the Glorious History of Uruguayan Soccer, and Ball Bearings.
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October 11, 2012Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the Essayist Attends a Concert
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September 25, 2012Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the Madden Family Flies to Montevideo and Plays the Uruguayan Lottery
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant