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Patrick McKay
Patrick McKay is a dad, writer, and ad creative living in Seattle. He’s generally available to moan about the barbarities facing our precious advertising agencies. He’s currently trying to finish his first novel. Fingers crossed on that.
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly
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June 24, 2019A Letter to My Younger Self About Gratitude, Humility, and How You’ve Forgotten You Were Raised By Wolves
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November 18, 2015My Carpet Liquidation Center Really is Going Out of Business This Time
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October 16, 2012You Don’t Love Limbo Like I Love Limbo
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March 15, 2012Honest Spotify Playlists
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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July 27, 2011Here’s How My Humor Works
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
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September 29, 2020Anybody Know the Combo That Makes Biden Perform a Fatality?
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September 29, 2020I Went to Necromancy School With Zonomaw the Facerender, and Liberals Have Nothing to Fear About Her Joining the Supreme Court
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September 29, 2020I’m You In An Alternative 2020 and Even Though There’s No Pandemic, You’re Still Depressed, Plus There’s This Huge Komodo Dragon Problem