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Patrick Vermillion is a playwright/performer based in Chicago, originally from New Jersey (yikes). You can find his plays and various writings at patrick-vermillion, the number one source for all patrick vermillion related news.

October 14, 2020

Donald Trump or
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by Chandler Dean and Patrick Vermillion

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