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Rachel Garbus is a writer and performer, usually let loose in New York but currently quarantined somewhere in the woods, where she is learning to chop wood and has promptly forgotten the purpose of jeans. She encourages you all to write these things down now, so we remember them later and not be forced to wear athleisure for the rest of time.