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Rachel Porter

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Rachel Porter is a writer, editor, educator, and musician who lives in Brooklyn. In her spare time, she collects plastic dinosaurs, eats tortilla-based foods, and contemplates tropes. She co-manages and writes humor pieces for www.excusethebananas.com.

May 8, 2017

List: GOP Leaders Interpret the Bible as if Human Nature Were a Pre-Existing Condition

by Rachel Porter
November 29, 2016

The Catcaller Prepares to Hibernate for the Winter

by Rachel Porter

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

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List: Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women

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Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around

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December 11, 2018

How You Hope Your Extended Family Will React When You Explain Your Job To Them

by Mike Lacher
December 11, 2018

List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties

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