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Rachel Porter

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Rachel Porter is a writer, editor, educator, and musician who lives in Brooklyn. In her spare time, she collects plastic dinosaurs, eats tortilla-based foods, and contemplates tropes. She co-manages and writes humor pieces for www.excusethebananas.com.

May 8, 2017

GOP Leaders Interpret the Bible as if Human Nature Were a Pre-Existing Condition

by Rachel Porter
November 29, 2016

The Catcaller Prepares to Hibernate for the Winter

by Rachel Porter

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October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

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May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

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