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Articles by
Rob Eccles
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March 28, 2005Failed Soft-Drink Product Names
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March 1, 2005Names Gas-Station Attendants Call Me That Leave Me Feeling Both Slightly Superior and Subtly Overwhelmed
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January 11, 2005E-Mail Shorthand That Civil War Soldiers Would Likely Have Used In Letters Home Had The Technology Been Available To Them
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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