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Rob Jacklosky
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July 31, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 7: After The Fall, or Dream into Nightmare
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June 23, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 6: The Most Nervous Extra
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June 23, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 5: La Bayadere: Taking My Vows as a Hindu Priest
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June 9, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 4: In Between Ballets, I Attend Ballets
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May 21, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 3: Backstage Backstabbing and All About Me
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May 11, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 2: Watching My Steps
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May 4, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 1: I Lie Down and Dream a Dream: Joining the Sylphs and Dryads in American Ballet Theatre’s Wooded Glade
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January 26, 2009Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 12: A Farewell to Arms (and a Secret Love Revealed)
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December 1, 2008Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 11: Spies Everywhere
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October 20, 2008Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 10: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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August 22, 2008Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 9: Half as Long as War and Peace and Only Twice as Funny (or Vice Versa)
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July 15, 2008Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 8: Metropolitan Opera Highlights … My Mediocrity
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