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Robert Vetter
Robert Vetter is a humorist and dating app ghostwriter whose work has appeared in The Hard Times, Slackjaw, and more. He writes dry satire and very earnest romantic proposals.
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?