McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Sam Riedel is a writer and editor whose work has appeared in such diverse publications as The Establishment, Bitch Magazine, The Portalist, Publishers Weekly, and the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. She is a former staff editor at The Mary Sue and subsists on a balanced diet of noodles, estrogen, and Pokemon. Prolonged contact may cause irritation.