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Sam Shelstad

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Sam Shelstad lives in Toronto, Ontario. His first book of short stories, Cop House, was released this fall by Nightwood Editions.

December 21, 2017

This Year’s Top-Selling Book is an Accent Pillow

SAM SHELSTAD
July 18, 2017

A Few Questions Before We Decide to Let You Join Our Running Club

SAM SHELSTAD
December 14, 2015

Trampolines Were Supposed to Bring Us Closer Together, But I Think They’re Driving Us Further Apart

SAM SHELSTAD
July 6, 2015

Pool Rules

SAM SHELSTAD
February 27, 2015

Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion

SAM SHELSTAD
July 2, 2014

Minutes from a Town Hall Meeting of My Anxieties

SAM SHELSTAD
August 28, 2013

This Deer Won’t Look Both Ways

SAM SHELSTAD
January 17, 2013

The Right Time

SAM SHELSTAD

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