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Sarah Aswell

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Sarah Aswell is a freelance writer and stand-up who lives in Missoula, Montana. You can read her stuff at places like The New Yorker, Splitsider and The Hairpin. She’s also a contributing writer at Reductress.

February 4, 2021

Our New Vaccine Distribution Plan Is Based on Your Relationship with Pink Floyd

by Sarah Aswell
July 21, 2017

Anagrams of “Ernest Hemingway” That Could Sort of Almost Be Titles of His Novels

by Sarah Aswell
April 5, 2016

Your First CSA: A Month-By-Month Guide to Enjoying Your Farm Share

by Sarah Aswell

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January 5, 2022

A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies

by Kara Baskin
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
December 31, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

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January 7, 2022

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