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Articles by

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton’s work has appeared at McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and 251. She has won (dis)honorable mentions in The Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, The Lyttle Lytton Contest, and the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.

April 29, 2021

If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships

by Sarah Totton
March 10, 2021

Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!

by Sarah Totton
April 23, 2020

Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)

by Sarah Totton
May 7, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key

by Sarah Totton

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