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Sarah Totton is a one-time honoree of the 2019 Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest and a two-time dishonoree of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest (2008 & 2019). Her work has appeared at Points in Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Conversation.