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Articles by

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton is a one-time honoree of the 2019 Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest and a two-time dishonoree of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest (2008 & 2019). Her work has appeared at Points in Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Conversation.

April 23, 2020

Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)

by Sarah Totton
May 7, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key

by Sarah Totton

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick

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July 9, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
July 9, 2020

Foolproof Safety Tips for Teachers Returning to the Classroom

by Sue Granzella
July 9, 2020

A Conversation Between Jose Antonio Vargas and Yosimar Reyes on the DACA Supreme Court Decision

by Adrián Escárate
July 9, 2020

An Influencer Wearing an “All Platforms Matter” T-shirt Steadies Her iPhone For a Facebook message to her 3.4M Followers

by Oneita Jackson