Articles by

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton’s work has appeared at McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and 251. She has won (dis)honorable mentions in The Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, The Lyttle Lytton Contest, and the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.

April 29, 2021

If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships

by Sarah Totton
March 10, 2021

Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!

by Sarah Totton
April 23, 2020

Reviews of New Food: Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)

by Sarah Totton
May 7, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key

by Sarah Totton

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April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea
April 18, 2024

Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
April 18, 2024

Writer Math

by Elissa Bassist
April 5, 2024

I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer

by Emily Delaney

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April 23, 2024

In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea

by Ross Murray
April 23, 2024

Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Golf Course, Lightning

by Rebecca Saltzman
April 23, 2024

Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles

by Susan Sassi
April 22, 2024

Hello, It’s Me, Elijah. Who’s the Jerk Who Drank My Cup of Wine?

by Ilana Gordon