Articles by

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton’s work has appeared at McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and 251. She has won (dis)honorable mentions in The Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, The Lyttle Lytton Contest, and the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.

April 29, 2021

If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships

by Sarah Totton
March 10, 2021

Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!

by Sarah Totton
April 23, 2020

Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)

by Sarah Totton
May 7, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key

by Sarah Totton

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January 5, 2022

A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies

by Kara Baskin
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
December 31, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
January 7, 2022

Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School

by Chandler Dean

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Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, Now a Rich Man, Receives a Letter from His HOA

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