ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE
Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!
Articles by
Sarah Totton
Sarah Totton’s work has appeared at McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and 251. She has won (dis)honorable mentions in The Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, The Lyttle Lytton Contest, and the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.
-
April 29, 2021If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships
-
March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
-
April 23, 2020Reviews of New Food: Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)
-
May 7, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key
Trending 🔥
-
July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
-
July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
-
July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
-
May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
Recently
-
July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
-
July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
-
July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
-
July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian